oh this old thing

hi.

well.
it's been a while again. god i suck. how am i ever going to dominate the internet if i don't update this thing?

anyway. let me provide a bulleted list of what's been going on in my life. i LOVE lists.
1. i got a haircut. it is short, choppy and i look like a hipster/power lesbian. scale of 1-10 it is like a 6. god i'm a tool.
2. SONIA WILL BE HERE AT THE END OF THE MONTH. THIS FILLS ME WITH GLEE. WE ARE GOING TO BIG SUR AND WE ARE GOIGN TO CAMP AND DRINK AND PLAY CELEBRITY!
3. the chornicle slowly wears away at my soul. with each passing day my youth dies a little more.
4. um! the bay bridge will be closed on our way back into the city. as i know jack shit about how to get anywhere, i am hoping that we will be able to make it home without probs as we will be cranky, stinky and wanting to die.
5. i love jeopardy.
6. this list is really not an update on my life but apparently mental diarrhea.


i'm over the list now.
oh.
i got an internship at a really intense non-prof called the kearny street workshop. they are an oganization for promoting asian americans in the arts and also promoting social justicce through art. usually i scoff at non-profs and think that they are mildly hilarious BUT i get to learn how to curate and i get to write shit for them and that makes me happy. i get to learn how to build websites too which makes me really nervous. in any case, this is an excellent opportunity because it means that i will be able to do something with my fucking brain. sitting at a desk at the chronicle makes me want to tear my hair out and i need something that lets me realize that i am a person, a smart one, with intelligence and ideas and visionary ideas about art and whatevs.

so that's pretty good. i had hoped that this internship would offer me a job but really they are tiny. and poor. so no job for me. i will continue to work for the man. my boss, who is the man i refer to, is an atrocious gentleman named hernan ponce who is, coincidentally, a total fucking ponce.

i had to go in the middle of writing this because tessa came and then a day and a half passed and now i have lost steam.

thank you and goodnight.